In 20 years people will look at cashiers like we look at elevator attendants
With self-driving cars becoming more prevalent, we might soon hear country songs where your truck leaves you too.
Earth is in Space. But you’re not considered to be in Space while you’re on Earth.
Dracula had it right; sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a hundred bats to avoid social interactions.
If a clock is working and it is off, even by a second, it is less accurate than a clock thats broken. Which is correct two times a day as opposed to zero times a day.
Do drug dealers see a decline of sales in January due to people wanting to get clean?
The one nice thing about extremely cold temperatures is that there are no bugs to bother you
What if Plankton sent people to the Krusty Krab to order a Krabby Patty but each time they ordered they would ask if the Krabby Patty had a specific ingredient in it because of “allergies” Plankton could then gather his findings and have his own Krabby Patty Secret Formula.
Kids don’t make a difference between an oxford professor and a garbage man. As far as they are concerned all adults are adulting equally. They have the right idea.
We are expected to know and follow all the law implemented despite not being taught any of it in school.
Being an authoritarian parent isn’t going to make your child behave it’s literally just going to teach them how to be sneakier and lie even better so you THINK they are behaving until something awful happens because they were too scared to talk to you about an issue they were having cuz you wanted to a dictator of a household lmfao.
Please read, I am in a very great need of help.
Firstly, thank you for reading this if you do.
Right now I am in an extremely great need of financial help, my situation is so complicated and so many people very close to me could get into a LOT of trouble because of me posting everything happening to me these past few months, so the only thing i am able to say right now: I am in a very tough place, I am basically dying, and I really need help.
(I am of course, to explain everything to anyone curious and looking to help, so if you wish to know more ((just a warning: everything about it is extremely triggring and you might not want to know all the details) but dont hesitate to message me, if you care to know more and are not mentally instable and can handle extremely rough shit.))
Basically, if I don’t raise enough money to be able to get out of the situation/place I am in now, I have a few weeks left to live. (I can documentate this with diagnoses.) My anorexia has become worse than it ever was before and not only am I unable to afford food, my ED and me losing about 30pounds in about two months from an already very low weight gave me diabetes (also can send you my diagnosis). I don’t have an insurance so I cant afford medication for it either. Things in slavic countries, like mine work very differently than they do in the US or anywhere else in the world.
If you can support me, even with a dollar or two, or just help spread the word, I would be the most thankful person.
My paypal (and email) is bbnati00@gmail.com
Thank you so much for reading if you did, and if you’re deciding to help me in any type of way, even by reblogging/sharing this post, I will be extremely thankful and I promise I will send you something back once Im on stable ground. (I will of course, follow everyone to reblog this post or support me financially.)
i’ve seen proof on her page and it honestly hurts that i cant do anything
Please help her.
Harry Shum Jr. acknowledging his mistakes, apologizing for them, and correcting them.
Class act
This is MY original song Lost, about a friend of mine who passed away this year
DO NOT delete my url or caption
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